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The Brie Legacy ~ 5.1

H/Hr: Sunburst


Note: censored woohooing, incest, an engagement, SEVERAL naughty words, lots of surprises and lots of images!

Featuring sims by:
freudroid || racetrackd || tinykat || lizbeth120 || dorkasaur_sims

Previous Updates:
1.1 || 1.2 || 1.3 || 1.4 || 1.5
2.0 || 2.1 || 2.2 || 2.3 || 2.4 || 2.5
3.1 || 3.2 || 3.3 || 3.4 || 3.5 || 3.6
4.1 || 4.2 || 4.3 || 4.4



Last gen, here we go! Woo!

WEDNESDAY!

Roll 5.3 - Fish are Friends, not Food: Your sims have all become vegetarians! They may all only eat vegetarian meals (milk is allowed) for the week.

A steady diet of mac 'n cheese it is!


Shirley wasted no time in finding herself a job in her chosen field.




Troy, however, was in no hurry to join the rat race.


As soon as she had secured herself a job, she called up her highschool boyfriend, Boris (freudroid).


He grew up to be freaking DELISH, and it wasn't long till the old sparks were flying once more.




After some scantily clad snuggling, they decided to take a dip in the hot tub.








Then suddenly....


HELLO! We're violently jerked away from a beautiful moment to witness Troy popping his cherry with none other than Haley (racetrackd) .




Troy: "Is she still here, j/k... j/k"


Awww, they are pretty cute.


MEANWHILE, back in the hot tub... Shirley and Boris were getting down and dirty!




While Troy was busy recharging his batteries...


Boris was telling Alex how every day that he and Shirley had been apart had been like days without sunshine; she was the light of his life.


It would seem that these highschool sweethearts are meant to be!


Refreshed from his nap, Troy decided to hit the town.


He hit on the first hot chick he could find, but to no avail.


It wasn't all bad though, several ladies took a fancy to our boy.




He was feeling better about his prospects, but did not anticpate ol' Crump's cock-blocking ways.


He finally got one, Rose by name, alone.


and proceeded to screw her right there on the couch in front of everyone O_O




Ugh, I hope you're proud of yourself.


No long after, the ladies seemed to be flocking to him.




He banged the blonde on the same couch DX Ugh!


Meanwhile... back at the house of Brie... a forgotten Haley was getting blitzed.


During a drunken ramble, she tried to give Pear (tinykat) her friend's number. He politely declined.


Shirley, looking adorable as always, headed off for the first day of her new job.


Now... can we please stop for a moment to admire Alex's kickass jeans?! Dude, so sweet!


Troy: "Well, I guess being an astronaut would be cool, but what if you were kidnapped by a hostile alien race that turned you into a cyborg?"


Pierce: "Mum, are you sure we're related?"


Haley: "Where did you go last night? I woke up alone! You aren't seeing anyone else, are you?"


Troy: "Someone else, why would you think that? You're the only girl I'm in love with, baby."


Haley: "Is that a hickey on your neck?!"
Troy: "Erm... I just remembered that I need to go find a job."








Troy introduced himself to Stasya (lizbeth120).


He bragged about just how awesome he was...


...but she was having none of it. She seemed completely uninterested in him.


However, she couldn't hide the twinge of jealousy she felt when she saw Haley kiss Troy good-bye.




Let's all take a moment to laugh at Troy. HAHAHAHAHAHA XD


As soon as she got home from work, Shirley invited Boris over.


They were utterly obsessed with each other.


Troy's vanity just couldn't be helped.
















Pierce, the forgotten child, quietly grew into a teen.






Clone or no clone, he IS pretty adorable.






Shirley decided to give cooking a whirl.


She was a natural.


Jayne came down to show off my newest vampire default skintone by Pinketamine @ GOS, I believe
(found here. THANK YOU FOR SHARING, mikelisryker!)


Shirley: "You look amazing, Great-Grandpa!"
Jayne: *gets an idea*


Outside, Orlando the dead townie child aka. Water Boy, was making a huge mess.


He gave poor Boris the fright of his life who promptly added to the mess and ran home in disgrace.


The kids were no longer kids and did not fit in the nursery anymore. It was transformed into a lovely room for Shirley.


Echo and Roman's room was turned into a space for the boys.




The games room was also classed up a bit and given a fresh lick of paint.


Alex and Pear pretty much kept to themselves these days.


Oh yeah, and Pear started drinking.


Alex decided to write a Sci-Fi novel.


Her family was dubious of her succeding, but supported her anyway.


Shirley excelled at her job and quickly rose up in the ranks.


Troy invited Rose the townie over again and begged to be allowed to do something for her about her mis-matched hair and eyebrows.


The end-result wasn't half bad!


WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK?!




JAYNE! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THE GODS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! DON'T YOU DARE COMPEL YOUR SWEET GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTHER TO MAKE SWEET MUSIC WITH YOU!!!


OH SWEET JESUS! MAKE IT STOP D:




How is this even possible??? *checks family tree* Yup, blood relations!! EA, you make me sick!! I was told that incest was not possible in this game! Is this because Echo's tombstone up and vanished? Fuck this, I'm putting everyone's tombstones in a graveyard after this!!


Clarence: *This family makes me sick!*
You and me both, Clarence X(




Pierce: *I have to get out of here. My great-grandpa is a fucking perv. Who knows who he'll target next!*


Troy was oblivious as usual.


lil_pixiedevil: Ugh, go screw yourself, you old pervert. I don't care if it's been like 50 years since you've had any tail!


You know what? From now on you're on your own. You're getting no help from me! I hope you had the courtesy to wipe the memory of your illicit tryst from that poor girl's mind afterwards!


I would like to now offer you a distraction in the form of a sight of pure loveliness.
This is Albina (dorkasaur_sims).
Clad in naught but his PJs, Troy rushed outside to greet her.


Too bad she appears to be a lesbian :(


No one cares.


Oh yeah, that's smart... climb into the bed closest to TWO GIANT SUN-FILLED WINDOWS!


Well, no surprises there.


Shirley came home from working bringing one of my sims, Nikou, with her.


Nikou seemed to have the hotts for Troy...


Jayne: "Sim!Goddess, help me! I'm starving!"
lil_pixiedevil: I can't hearrrrrrr you...








Shirley: "God grandpa, you reek!"




At 4:30 in the afternoon, Jayne finally figured out that maybe he should retire to his coffin for the day *headdesk*


Boris came over that night and Shirley gave him a heck of a greeting.




THE PURPLE HEART TELLS ALL O:


Meanwhile, Alex had invited Albina up for a game of Poker...


..while Nikou was busy giving Troy mixed signals.






Shirley and Boris woke up later that evening and promptly did it again.


That night she proposed and he joyfully accepted.

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MORE TO COME! Many apologies for the incest, *passes the brain bleach* it was NOT intentional!
THANK YOU FOR READING AND COMMENTING :D

Comments

( 21 comments — Leave a comment )
rhiannon_alexis
Jan. 25th, 2011 02:34 am (UTC)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

You know, I have heard about it happening if it wasn't a super close relation. That's still pretty raunchy. EA doesn't allow teen pregnancy (not saying it's any better) but incest - yeah that's fine!

Boris and Shirley are too adorable together.
lil_pixiedevil
Jan. 25th, 2011 03:18 am (UTC)
UGH, so wrong... SO wrong >_
ayachan072
Jan. 25th, 2011 02:44 am (UTC)
OMG! I am speechless! :o
What. How did that even happen. -is scarred for life-

Haha, awesome update though. :)
lil_pixiedevil
Jan. 25th, 2011 03:19 am (UTC)
I have no freaking clue. I'm horrified >_<

Thanks for reading ;)
dorkasaur_sims
Jan. 25th, 2011 03:04 am (UTC)
EA has a twisted sense of what related is.
I have sims heart farting over their great aunts and uncles all the time, it's pretty gross and also pretty annoying when they take up a space in the super awesome magical crystal ball.

!!!boris and shirley!!! I love them.
lil_pixiedevil
Jan. 25th, 2011 03:21 am (UTC)
Ugh, what the hell man. You would seriously think that that is something EA would fix!!
boolpropbea
Jan. 25th, 2011 03:41 am (UTC)
The game has a little bit of trouble with great-anythings, I've figured out. xD Still, that's pretty bad.
Good update though. <3
lil_pixiedevil
Jan. 25th, 2011 04:19 am (UTC)
LOL, thanks :D I've learned my lesson: no great ANYTHINGS living in the same house as the same gen after this legacy!
essenceofadream
Jan. 25th, 2011 05:28 am (UTC)
Eh uh, I know I've been gone for a while... but it looks like I missed A LOT. What is up with this stuff??
lil_pixiedevil
Jan. 25th, 2011 05:41 am (UTC)
Hahaha, this is the fifth and final generation of this legacy family. You've missed a LOT!
essenceofadream
Jan. 25th, 2011 05:43 am (UTC)
Uh, yeah. Apparently so. I don't know what in the H any of that is, so I'll do my best to keep up from now on lol
lil_pixiedevil
Jan. 25th, 2011 05:50 am (UTC)
It's pretty straight forward. One of the cool features of Sims 2 is that you can extract sims that are born in your game and share them with other Sims 2 players. I'm part of pixel_trade, it's a comm for fans of the game. We share sims with each other and set up legacy challenges and the like. Then, we take screenshots while we're playing and edit those pics and create update posts of what's going on in our games. It's lots of fun and makes the game more interesting.
courtney_shea
Jan. 25th, 2011 03:14 pm (UTC)
Hilarious! I love it..well, I don't love incest, but I love the drama! You totally cracked me up with this one! Aghhh, too many exclamations!!!!
lil_pixiedevil
Jan. 26th, 2011 02:39 am (UTC)
Haha, awesome! Thanks for reading :D
racetrackd
Jan. 25th, 2011 06:03 pm (UTC)
Lol. Poor Jayne. I give kudos to you for having a vampire so long! I love Troy, way too adorable.
I'm ashamed to say I forgot about Shirley while he was up to his antics. :D:D
Can't wait for the next, though it means a sooner ending for the Brie's ];
lil_pixiedevil
Jan. 26th, 2011 02:40 am (UTC)
Thanks, and don't worry: this is the last gen so I don't plan on rushing through it ;)
alexia_drake
Jan. 26th, 2011 01:12 am (UTC)
Troy: "Is she still here, j/k... j/k"
LOL Troy is very funny :D And very horny for doing it with two other girls at the club.

Pierce: *I have to get out of here. My great-grandpa is a fucking perv. Who knows who he'll target next!*
LMAO !!! I would have died laughing if Jayne had flirted with Pierce.

Damn, that was such an hilarious and surprising update. lol
lil_pixiedevil
Jan. 26th, 2011 02:38 am (UTC)
I know, right?! D:
keoni_chan
Jan. 27th, 2011 08:04 pm (UTC)
Shirley and Troy make such cute heirs, I'm glad you went for the double heir :)
Also WTF Jayne?! I know Maxis can be pretty messed up with stuff like this, but ew, just ew.
freudroid
Feb. 1st, 2011 03:49 am (UTC)
Boris and Shirley are so utterly ~romantic~
Regardless of Shirley's erm, shall we way, indiscretions... I think they'll make a lovely couple! :D

p.s. is it just me or does it look like Orlando the pool boy is grabbing Boris' manboobs?
lil_pixiedevil
Feb. 1st, 2011 06:29 am (UTC)
I completely ADORE Boris. He's simply the sweetest. Shirley is completely obsessed with him (she's been wanting to marry him since their first time in the hot tub) and so it's my firm belief that she did not entire into relations with Jayne knowing what she was doing. After decades of celibacy, Jayne snapped and compelled her to join him in that unspeakable act. At least he was kind enough to wipe her memory after ;)
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