Note: censored woohooing, incest, an engagement, SEVERAL naughty words, lots of surprises and lots of images!
Featuring sims by:
freudroid || racetrackd || tinykat || lizbeth120 || dorkasaur_sims
1.1 || 1.2 || 1.3 || 1.4 || 1.5
2.0 || 2.1 || 2.2 || 2.3 || 2.4 || 2.5
3.1 || 3.2 || 3.3 || 3.4 || 3.5 || 3.6
4.1 || 4.2 || 4.3 || 4.4
Last gen, here we go! Woo!
Roll 5.3 - Fish are Friends, not Food: Your sims have all become vegetarians! They may all only eat vegetarian meals (milk is allowed) for the week.
A steady diet of mac 'n cheese it is!
Shirley wasted no time in finding herself a job in her chosen field.
Troy, however, was in no hurry to join the rat race.
As soon as she had secured herself a job, she called up her highschool boyfriend, Boris ( freudroid).
He grew up to be freaking DELISH, and it wasn't long till the old sparks were flying once more.
After some scantily clad snuggling, they decided to take a dip in the hot tub.
HELLO! We're violently jerked away from a beautiful moment to witness Troy popping his cherry with none other than Haley ( racetrackd) .
Troy: "Is she still here, j/k... j/k"
Awww, they are pretty cute.
MEANWHILE, back in the hot tub... Shirley and Boris were getting down and dirty!
While Troy was busy recharging his batteries...
Boris was telling Alex how every day that he and Shirley had been apart had been like days without sunshine; she was the light of his life.
It would seem that these highschool sweethearts are meant to be!
Refreshed from his nap, Troy decided to hit the town.
He hit on the first hot chick he could find, but to no avail.
It wasn't all bad though, several ladies took a fancy to our boy.
He was feeling better about his prospects, but did not anticpate ol' Crump's cock-blocking ways.
He finally got one, Rose by name, alone.
and proceeded to screw her right there on the couch in front of everyone O_O
Ugh, I hope you're proud of yourself.
No long after, the ladies seemed to be flocking to him.
He banged the blonde on the same couch DX Ugh!
Meanwhile... back at the house of Brie... a forgotten Haley was getting blitzed.
During a drunken ramble, she tried to give Pear ( tinykat) her friend's number. He politely declined.
Shirley, looking adorable as always, headed off for the first day of her new job.
Now... can we please stop for a moment to admire Alex's kickass jeans?! Dude, so sweet!
Troy: "Well, I guess being an astronaut would be cool, but what if you were kidnapped by a hostile alien race that turned you into a cyborg?"
Pierce: "Mum, are you sure we're related?"
Haley: "Where did you go last night? I woke up alone! You aren't seeing anyone else, are you?"
Troy: "Someone else, why would you think that? You're the only girl I'm in love with, baby."
Haley: "Is that a hickey on your neck?!"
Troy: "Erm... I just remembered that I need to go find a job."
Troy introduced himself to Stasya ( lizbeth120).
He bragged about just how awesome he was...
...but she was having none of it. She seemed completely uninterested in him.
However, she couldn't hide the twinge of jealousy she felt when she saw Haley kiss Troy good-bye.
Let's all take a moment to laugh at Troy. HAHAHAHAHAHA XD
As soon as she got home from work, Shirley invited Boris over.
They were utterly obsessed with each other.
Troy's vanity just couldn't be helped.
Pierce, the forgotten child, quietly grew into a teen.
Clone or no clone, he IS pretty adorable.
Shirley decided to give cooking a whirl.
She was a natural.
Jayne came down to show off my newest vampire default skintone by Pinketamine @ GOS, I believe
(found here. THANK YOU FOR SHARING, mikelisryker!)
Shirley: "You look amazing, Great-Grandpa!"
Jayne: *gets an idea*
Outside, Orlando the dead townie child aka. Water Boy, was making a huge mess.
He gave poor Boris the fright of his life who promptly added to the mess and ran home in disgrace.
The kids were no longer kids and did not fit in the nursery anymore. It was transformed into a lovely room for Shirley.
Echo and Roman's room was turned into a space for the boys.
The games room was also classed up a bit and given a fresh lick of paint.
Alex and Pear pretty much kept to themselves these days.
Oh yeah, and Pear started drinking.
Alex decided to write a Sci-Fi novel.
Her family was dubious of her succeding, but supported her anyway.
Shirley excelled at her job and quickly rose up in the ranks.
Troy invited Rose the townie over again and begged to be allowed to do something for her about her mis-matched hair and eyebrows.
The end-result wasn't half bad!
WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK?!
JAYNE! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THE GODS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! DON'T YOU DARE COMPEL YOUR SWEET GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTHER TO MAKE SWEET MUSIC WITH YOU!!!
OH SWEET JESUS! MAKE IT STOP D:
How is this even possible??? *checks family tree* Yup, blood relations!! EA, you make me sick!! I was told that incest was not possible in this game! Is this because Echo's tombstone up and vanished? Fuck this, I'm putting everyone's tombstones in a graveyard after this!!
Clarence: *This family makes me sick!*
You and me both, Clarence X(
Pierce: *I have to get out of here. My great-grandpa is a fucking perv. Who knows who he'll target next!*
Troy was oblivious as usual.
lil_pixiedevil: Ugh, go screw yourself, you old pervert. I don't care if it's been like 50 years since you've had any tail!
You know what? From now on you're on your own. You're getting no help from me! I hope you had the courtesy to wipe the memory of your illicit tryst from that poor girl's mind afterwards!
I would like to now offer you a distraction in the form of a sight of pure loveliness.
This is Albina ( dorkasaur_sims).
Clad in naught but his PJs, Troy rushed outside to greet her.
Too bad she appears to be a lesbian :(
No one cares.
Oh yeah, that's smart... climb into the bed closest to TWO GIANT SUN-FILLED WINDOWS!
Well, no surprises there.
Shirley came home from working bringing one of my sims, Nikou, with her.
Nikou seemed to have the hotts for Troy...
Jayne: "Sim!Goddess, help me! I'm starving!"
lil_pixiedevil: I can't hearrrrrrr you...
Shirley: "God grandpa, you reek!"
At 4:30 in the afternoon, Jayne finally figured out that maybe he should retire to his coffin for the day *headdesk*
Boris came over that night and Shirley gave him a heck of a greeting.
THE PURPLE HEART TELLS ALL O:
Meanwhile, Alex had invited Albina up for a game of Poker...
..while Nikou was busy giving Troy mixed signals.
Shirley and Boris woke up later that evening and promptly did it again.
That night she proposed and he joyfully accepted.
MORE TO COME! Many apologies for the incest, *passes the brain bleach* it was NOT intentional!
THANK YOU FOR READING AND COMMENTING :D