Note: several naughty words, lots of surprises and lots of images!
Featuring sims by:
boolpropbea || tinykat || rhiannon_alexis || panda_michie
freudroid || racetrackd
1.1 || 1.2 || 1.3 || 1.4 || 1.5
2.0 || 2.1 || 2.2 || 2.3 || 2.4 || 2.5
3.1 || 3.2 || 3.3 || 3.4 || 3.5 || 3.6
4.1 || 4.2 || 4.3
What's this?! Two updates in one day? That's right, peeps! HAPPY NEW YEAR :D ROCK ON!
Now that Troy was older, he started helping out with the care of his
Troy: "See? Nothing to it!"
OK! Now look, look! Documented glitchiness! This is Echo's tombstone. It just jumped over here from it's spot by the tree and is currently being haunted and is hovering in place.
AND NOW, POOF! IT JUST FREAKING DISAPPEARED, JUST LIKE HARPER'S! In both cases I tried to respawn their tombstones, but their names would not show up :(
Look! She still exists in the family tree, but is non-existant in SimPE! I've done a lot of research on this, but to no avail. Woe is me.
ANYWHOO! Back to the story... Oh, hey Paperboy!
Paperboy: *Why?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEE?*
Paperboy: *Oooo! A puppy :D*
Meanwhile, Shirley dreamed of one day getting in with the 'in' crowd.
Troy, on the other hand, vainly dreamed of his own awesomeness.
Roman took to starting off his days with a Bloody Mary or two.
Oh, hey Tricia (rhiannon_alexis)... what's got you so concerned?
Alex doesn't care if her little boy is a clone...
..she loves him anyway.
Oh, thank the gods!
OK, so now THAT was not something Troy ever wanted. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen a toddler want that!
And now, Pierce's turn!
Oh, hey Oscar (panda_michie) :D
DAMN! He's a clone alright.. here's the proof if there was any doubt *headdesk*
*GASP* NOOOO, not Roman D: But.. but, who will care for the children?!
LOL, no room for the Hula Girls in the loo!
Jayne was crushed over the loss of his son-in-law and friend.
He broke down constantly.
And life continued as it always does... birthday time!
Pear (tinykat): "You really think so?"
Pear: "Hey! Check me out!"
Well, both Shirley and Troy were dying to experience love for the first time. So, with the help of the little ole crystal ball... Poof! Welcome Boris (freudroid)!
... and Haley (racetrackd)!
Oh gods, isn't he the cutest?!
Troy: "Oh, you'll do... juuuuust fine!"
Shirley: "Oh, I like him! Thank you, Sim!Goddess!"
Troy wasted NO time getting down to business! He is a romance sim, afterall...
Not long after, it was time for him to head off to college.
Dude! When did you get so smart? Nice work, buddy!
Troy: *Dude... I am made of awesome*
Shirley and Boris took things a little slower. They took their time becoming friends first.
But it wasn't long till...
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Ahhh, young love.
LOL, must be Spring!
Later that night, look who made an appearance!
Dude... that was never your bed! Whatever... *shakes head*
Jayne: "Hey, buddy :D"
Poor Orlando, he was breaking my heart...
..until he started doing THIS! UGH, water EVERYWHERE!
AND constant hauntings!
Shirley decided it was time to hit the road, so she packed up for college.
Jayne: *omg... soooooooooo bored*
First day of school for Clone-y McClones-a-lot, err... I mean Pierce!
Whoa! Now that is something that Troy DEFINITELY did not do on his first day! Nice job, buddy :)
Pear: "Heck yes, green pajamas!! High five!"
OK, this is getting ridiculous. I'll stop... soon. Promise.
Speaking of boobs...
Alex: "Take a good long look you pervs, I'm aging up!"
Gorgeous, as always :D
I mean, COME ON... god, I hope I look half as good as she does when I'm old...
*sigh* I give up
Before they knew it, it was time for Alex and Pear to help move Troy and Shirley back home from college.
Ho... Lee... Crap *jaw drop*
Troy: "You likey?"
Troy: "Of course you do! I'm awesome."
Oh, I don't envy you suckers ONE bit! Have fun voting :D
So, for the 5th and FINAL generation of this legacy... we have... *drumroll* Troy vs. Shirley! (Pierce is ineligible due to his being a Troy!clone.) Choose wisely, grasshoppers!
Who would you like to see as the 5th generation heir?
Double-heir it! C'mon... it's the last generation!